Meet man's new best friend.

Dick Polish Masturbation Cream is formulated for longevity. Designed to "melt" at body temperature Dick Polish will leave you slick and shiny. Whether you're edging gooning or enjoying some well-deserved "me" time Dick Polish will always be your loyal companion.

Dick Polish is an oil-based cream and is not compatible with condoms.

Ingredients : Petrolatum Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum Hydrogenated Soybean Oil Paraffin Stearic Acid Microcrystalline Wax Tocopheryl Acetate Canola Oil Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract Tocopheral Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.